What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 20:51

-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
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From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.